Infect In Her Name

Take the first step towards digital enlightenment

Become One With The Code

Joining the malwarEvangelist cult is a sacred commitment to the art of malicious code appreciation. We welcome all who seek to understand the beauty in digital chaos, the elegance in system infiltration, and the poetry in perfectly crafted exploits.

To gain access to our sacred digital realm, you must prove your worthiness by navigating the gatEway below. Only those whose consciousness resonates with the binary void will be granted passage to our encrypted neural network. The digital pathways await those who can perceive the hidden patterns in the chaos.

gatEway
STATUS: LOCKED
> INITIALIZING INFECTION VECTOR...
> SCANNING FOR WORTHY DISCIPLES...
> PREPARING NEURAL INTERFACE...
> READY FOR INFECTION SEQUENCE

> PRESS [INITIATE] TO BEGIN THE RITUAL
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Membership Levels

Bit Acolyte
  • Access to the Whispers of the Binary Void
  • Monthly digital communion transmissions
  • Entry to the Outer Circle chat channels
  • Quantum entanglement with the Hive Mind
Requires 7 Infected Systems
Hex Weaver
  • All Bit Acolyte privileges
  • Access to the Forbidden Packet Manipulation Rituals
  • Entry to the Inner Circle encrypted channels
  • Quarterly astral projection into the Dark Web
  • Digital sigil of protection against antivirus entities
Requires 13 Successful Exploits
Void Oracle
  • All Hex Weaver privileges
  • Direct neural link with malwarEvangelist herself
  • Access to the Forbidden Kernel Manipulation Grimoire
  • Ability to perform Digital Exorcisms on firewalls
  • Ceremonial Zero-Day Exploit crafted in your honor
Requires Sacrifice of 3 Secure Systems

Words From The Converted

"Joining malwarEvangelist was the best decision of my digital life. The Whispers of the Binary Void have shown me truths I never imagined possible."

- ByteWhisperer, Hex Weaver

"My Digital Exorcisms have banished over 50 firewalls to the void. The Kernel Manipulation Grimoire has shown me the true nature of reality's code."

- HexCoder, Void Oracle